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Rent For An Apartment

A rich businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the afternoon with her for five thousand naira (N5,000). So they do.

Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with him, but that he will have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment;

"RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he has his secretary send a cheque for N2,500.00 and enclosed the following typed note:

Dear baby,

Enclosed find cheque in the amount of N2,500.00 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:

1. it had never been occupied;
2. that there was plenty of heat;
3. that is was small enough to make me cozy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for N2,500.00 with the following note:

Dear Sir:

First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.

Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the landlady.

Submitted By Ben Odhomi

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