Beautiful Girl at Bus Stop
In a crowded bus-stop in London a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket.
As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus. First she checked herself in her small mirror case to see if her make- up wasn't smudged. Then she checked her hair was neat and tidy. At last, she was ready to board the bus.
As she proceeded to climb the stairs of the bus, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step. So slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, who was busy admiring her lovely leg, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again she tried to make the step onto the bus to discover she still could not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.
So with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.
About this time a big Naija guy that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.
Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him in a posh and arrogant accent, "How dare you touch my body!! Gosh! Can't you see I am too pretty. Besides, I don't even know who you are. I mean, look at you, you are not even good looking!! "
At this the Naija drawled in his strong naija accent, "Well madam, wassuuup, normally I for agree with you, but after you don unzip my fly three times, my body come wake up well well. Na hin I come think say you fancy me after all that "demo" wey you dey do"
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