A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital
when his car went out of control and crashed.
Upon regaining
consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical
joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was and
his brother replied,
"Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and
a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth
certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I
named them for you."
The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has
he done now?" and said with trepidation, "Well what did you name them?"
The
brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise." The husband, relieved,
said,
"That's a very pretty name!
Which name you give my pikin (What did you name my son?")
The brother replied, "Denephew."
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