Three men sat at a palm wine bar chating away.
The half deaf waiter was impressed with the way the two white men and their black uniformed friend were spending money.
He asked them where they came from and what jobs they held.
The first white guy said
"Tell no one I am in the country but I'm the American president. I'm here to escape domestic troubles"
"Pardon ?" said the waiter who struggled to hear as loud music was playing.
The president repeated himself.
Next the Russian said
"I'm Russian and I be the president of that great country".
"Eh?" said the semi deaf waiter and the Russain repeated himself.
Lastly the African who had on an army uniform said "Don't you know who I am?"
"Eh?" said the waiter.
"I be Head of state !" said the African in anger.
"Oh, I get it. You behead the state. Now is that with cutlass or guns?" asked the waiter.
"Do I look like a murderer to you eh? I could never behead our great state, cripple her economy? Yes. But cold blood beheading, No!"
Submitted by Babawilly
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