A young pretty reporter and her photographer were in the entourage of a state governor during a whistle stop tour of the Nigerian southern states.
Around Ore the governor needed the loo and the twenty car long motorcade ground to a halt while the governor slipped into the bush with some security agents.
While everyone waited for the governor a loud alarm came from the bush.
Everybody ran in the direction of the screams including many other photographers all desperate for an exclusive scoop.
By the time the pretty reporter got to the scene the crowd was too big to get close up for photographs.
One woman asked "Na he abi na she fall inside well wey them dey rescue so?"
And other man answered "Commot for road ojare. You think woman fit gather that kin byah byah ? Na proper he and e old well well".
One tall guy said "E be like say them don dey come out of well o !"
The pretty reporter whispered to her photographer "So that governor go piss inside well come fall inside eh? Na good scoop o. No one will beat us to it. Follow me!"
She thrust through the crowd screaming " I am a doctor. A mouth to mouth resuscitation specialist. Let me through!" She soon got to the well only to find an old he-goat with it's tongue hanging out and it's belly full of water.
Everyone stood motionless in anticipation till an impatient sounding governor said "Abeg kiss the goat make we go jo. I don't have all day"
The goat then opened its eyes a bit, eyed the pretty babe and smiled.
Submitted by Babawilly
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