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    Matthew 7, Verse 7

    Chinedu closed for work on Friday July 7th, this year and decided to give any lady that came his way a lift.

    After the 2nd turn from his office along Ikorodu expressway, he saw a Catholic Sister and gave her a lift.

    While they were going; he did not know how to start a conversation with her, therefore, he placed his hand on her laps pretending as if it was the gear stick.

    The Sister softly said "Matthew 7:7"; He quickly removed his hand, and resumed concentrating on his driving.

    He attempted it a second and third time, and each time, she repeated, "Matthew 7:7".

    When the Sister got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the man, "Young man, The problem with you is that you don't read your Bible"

    When the man got home,he opened his Bible to Matthew 7:7; which reads "Ask and it shall be given".

    He was really sorry for himself.

Submitted By: Dina James

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