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Welcome To Our New And Exciting Game Show.

The Rules: Each contestant takes their place in the hot seat and get to ask a few questions of their suitors. At the end of the round, if there is a match, you get oil drilling in Ogoniland.

The first occupant of the hot seat is Banke, a lawyer from Ife.

Our first contestant is Segun who lives in Ibadan.

Round 1. Banke in hot seat.
Banke: Hi Segun!
Banke: So what is your discipline?
Segun: Finance
Banke: what do you do?
Segun: I am a manager
Banke: Segun, everyone in Nigeria is a manager, tell me something better!!
Segun: Well, I am a financial manager in Guinness Asset Management.
Banke: Where are you from anyway?
Segun: I come from Modakeke
Banke: Ah, o ti o, forget it, please RMD, bring the next contestant

Round 2 : Nkiru in Hot seat

Peter: Hello
Nkiru: Hi, so tell me about yourself
Peter: I am a trader from Enugu and I go to Taiwan and Singapore twice a year to buy electronics.
I have one shop in Onitsha and one in Lagos at Alaba.
Nkiru: Where do you have a house since you are all over the place?
Peter: Well, I live in Ebute Metta so that's no problem
Nkiru: Well, at Xmas time, where would we spend Xmas, in my home town of Mbaise or in Enugu where you are from?
Peter: Oh, you are from Mbaise? (He laughs a little)
Chei, so you have not heard that if you ever see an Mbaise woman and a snake, kill the Mbaise woman first before you kill the snake, Chei, RMD, I quit

Round 3: Aishatu Magaji in the hot seat

This round had to be stopped because Aishatu had already been betrothed to Alhaji Megida since the age of 12.

Round 4: Bisi on the hot seat

Bisi: Hello RMD
RMD: Hello to you too, your first contestant is Emeka, Welcome
Emeka: Thanks RMD, Bisi, Hello
Bisi: Hi, so tell me about yourself, what you do for a living etc.
Emeka: I am from Oboiwu, I am an Investment Banker and I love to play chess
Bisi: RMD, can I make use of one of my life lines?
RMD: Sure, why not, who do you want to call?
Bisi: I will call my mother
RMD: Okay, Nitel and MultiLinks will both try to reach your mother
(MultiLinks operator: We have Bisi's mom on the line)
RMD: Thanks)
RMD: Mama Bisi, This is RMD here with Bisi who is playing to win a husband and get oil drilling rights in Ogoni land, she needs you to help her make her choice)
Mama Bisi: Yes, how can I help ?
Bisi: Mummy, I have Emeka here who is an investment banker from Oboiwu and I am definitely interested.
Mama Bisi: Does his father own a bank?
Bisi: No Ma
Mama Bisi: Do they own a factory?
(Nitel Operator: RMD, we are really sorry but all trunks are busy, please try later)
RMD: You've been very helpful, thanks
Bisi: No Ma
Mama Bisi: So he's a banker?
Bisi: Yes Ma
Mama Bisi: Omo Ibo ko, Owo Ibo ni, se ori re ope ni? Look, you better come home now and forget Omo Ibo, Seyi's father owns a bank, I want you to marry him. A person who works in a bank is a worker not a banker!!! (Hangs up)
RMD: So do you want to continue?
Bisi: No, I will quit now
RMD: Is that your final answer?
Bisi: Unfortunately yes.

Final Round: Bunmi on the hot seat

RMD: Welcome to the......
Bunmi: RMD, lets not waste any time today, lets get on with it
RMD: Aha....we are on schedule and .....
Bunmi: You are not on my own schedule oh, I need a man and I need him yesterday
RMD: Okay, our first contestant is Tayo
Bunmi: Is Tayo an old KC boy?
RMD: What does it matter?
Bunmi: I went to QC and anything less is absolutely unacceptable
RMD: Okay, maybe we should bring IK, a lawyer now and an old student from KC
Bunmi: Ik, Ik..., is that IK Benson?
RMD: Yes, you are psychic!!!
Bunmi: RMD, I will marry him, I dated him before and know all about him.
Besides he went to Unilag too., Thanks
RMD: What a day, with that we bring an end to today's show, we would like to thank our sponsors, MULTILINK, NITEL and NAIJACARD.......

A message from our sponsors

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