Three men went to see God, a British, an American, and a Nigerian.
This is what happened when they got to the pearly gate.
The British guy went in first:
BRITISH MAN: Dear God, when will civilization get to London?
GOD: In 100 years time.
The British guy burst out crying, lamenting that he would not see civilization. But God consoled him saying that at least his great, great grandkids would get to see civilization. The British man got up, happy that at least someone in his generation would get to see civilization.
The American went in next:
AMERICAN GUY: Dear God, when will civilization come to my country?
GOD: In 200 years time.
The American started crying that he too would not get to see civilization. But like the British guy, he stopped crying when God told him that his great, great, great grandkids would see civilization.
Then came the Nigerian guy's turn, here's what happened:
NIGERIAN MAN: Papa God, I beg, na when obodo Nigeria go see civilization?
Instead of replying the Nigerian man, God burst into tears.
NIGERIAN MAN: Chei, Papa God, why you don dey cry so?
and God replied.....
GOD: Even I don't know when civilization will get to Nigeria.
The Nigerian man then said.....
NIGERIAN MAN: Why be say everything dey pafuka for obodo Nigeria so?
Submitted by Tolu Wright
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