School Trip To Heaven
A primary school teacher described heaven to a group of students during a religious study class. Heaven was so beautiful, she said, that each child has his own amusement park with all the modern rides.
At the end of the lecture, the teacher asked the students to raise their hands if they want to go to heaven. Everyone raised their hands, except Nkechi (who was curled up in a corner).
The teacher was troubled and came up to Nkechi to ask her why she does not want to go to heaven. Nkechi answered, "my mom told me to come straight home after school"!
Submitted By: Butch