Why Did The Cock Cross The Road?
The cock spotted a fine chicken on the other side of the road and liked what he saw.
It was refreshingly beautiful and breathtaking.
The cock then looked left, right, left, right then finally, left again and decided to cross the road.
Whilst it was crossing the road, it saw a sign saying DON'T WALK.
Lo and behold, the cock stopped in the middle of the road, very angry that he was not able to cross to the other side in time to meet the other fine chicken that was patiently waiting for him.
Now thinking the cock who abruptly stopped in the middle of the road was no longer intesrested, the fine chicken took off.
However, once the coast was clear, the cock "crossed-ran" to the other side of the
road in a hurry. This is in stark contrast to the widely held opinion that chickens always crossed the road whilst walking.
This cock ran as fast as it could. It actually ran, and ran after the fine chicken
trying to corner her.
The fine chicken was now doing "Iyanga".(translation: posing),
It ran from the cock, teasing him mercilessly and playing hard to get.
The cock was undaunted as it ran after it in hot pursuit, with the fine chicken running in a zig zag manner trying to ward off the advances of the cock.
The cock come dey sweat profusely, but na hin feathers cover hin embarrassment. Hin legs sef wey resemble igi isana (translation: match stick), don start to give way small small.
With many years of experience and good running strategy, the cock eventually caught up with the fine chicken after much wahala (translation: trouble) and exerting much energy.
The cock then pinned down the fine chicken and scored in just two seconds.
The fine chicken come shake body girigiri (translation: from side to side) as the cock staggered to its feet.
The fine chicken come pose, adjust hin ruffled feathers, come talk proudly say, "Is that the best you can do man, after all that fuss? You should be ashamed of yourself. I guess you want to go to sleep afterwards now. Perhaps, you shouldn't have crossed the road afterall?"
The cock then said, in between catching his breath, "Ah......e no easy o, make I rest small, body nobi machine. Se na encore you want? And by the way, I shall always cross the road to
improve my record"
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