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    Those That Will Not Be With Jesus!

    A group of travelling preachers arrived for a crusade in a rural community in Edo state.

    During the sermon, an obviously excited preacher said;

    "...if you are a drunkard you will not be with Jesus,... if you are a thief, ...gossip, ...fornicator...adulterer, ...harlot,...homosexual,...arsonist,...etc"
    (for almost 45 minutes, he continued listing the criteria of those that will be with Jesus)

    A woman who had been listening to him remarked;
    "shoo, e be like say di Jesus wan stay alone!"
    (Since everyone has one fault or the other)

    Submitted By: Sosthenes Ayuba

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