Those That Will Not Be With Jesus!
A group of travelling preachers arrived for a crusade in a rural community in Edo state.
During the sermon, an obviously excited preacher said;
"...if you are a drunkard you will not be with Jesus,... if you are a thief, ...gossip, ...fornicator...adulterer, ...harlot,...homosexual,...arsonist,...etc"
(for almost 45 minutes, he continued listing the criteria of those that will be with Jesus)
A woman who had been listening to him remarked;
"shoo, e be like say di Jesus wan stay alone!"
(Since everyone has one fault or the other)
Submitted By: Sosthenes Ayuba