What a Donor!
A man met his neighbour, a woman, in the waiting room of a hospital donation center.
"What are you doing here today madam?" he asked.
"Oh, I’m here to donate some blood," she said.
Excitedly she added "They’re going to pay me N5,000.00 for it."
"Hmm, that’s interesting," he replied. "I’m here to donate sperm, myself, but they’re paying me N25,000.00."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment, they chatted a bit longer, and went their separate ways.
A few months later, they bump into each other again at the donation center.
"Oh, hi there! " says the man. "Here to donate blood again?"
"Umph," replies the woman, her mouth closed. "Uh unh."
Submitted By Ben Odhomi
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