Una go wound una self o
There was once a guy who had a very annoying parrot.
Each time he brought someone home, the parrot would pass annoying comments about them.
One day, he brought a babe home and after all the works--drink, BBQ, whatever, he offered to show the babe "something" in his bedroom (u know what). As they made to enter the bedroom, the parrot was like 'una go wound una sef o". And it kept chanting it over and over again.
Of course, homeboy was pissed. So he went and locked the parrot in the toilet. But, that didnt stop the parrot, it still kept on chanting.
The bobo was really pissed now so he removed the parrot from the cage and threw it into the
toilet and flushed it.
He went back to the room to continue his business.
After they were through with whatever, the lady went to the bathroom cos she needed
to clean up and do whatever else.
As she sat on the toilet bowl ready to do her thing she just heard the parrot saying "kai, I think I don tell u say una go wound una sef, see as e don wound u now"..
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